But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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