This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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