I murdered the dance floor call the cops
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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