I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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