I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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