I must be too annoying 4 u.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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