Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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