Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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