so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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