i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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