pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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