I wish you could order shots online.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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