I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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