just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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