we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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