she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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