remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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