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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
the raccoons are back...
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