Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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