Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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