So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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