The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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