just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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