To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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