Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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