I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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