i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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