More tranny stories later!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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