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i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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