Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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