Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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