Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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