What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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