Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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