And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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