carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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