I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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