dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it was like his penis was on wheels.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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