I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
