Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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