i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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