Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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