I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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