You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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