Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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