why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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