i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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