How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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