I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
