i don't want you to think of me as your TA
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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