He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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