Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
last night I used snow as a chaser
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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