Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
