I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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