If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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